Jack Lambert

Writer: Doberman

Jack was reared upon the treacherous shores of Long Island, NY. Despite being fed a steady diet of horseshoe crabs and subpar professional sports teams (see: Mets; Jets) he somehow managed to emerge somewhat intact.

Currently Jack basks in the radiant glamor of Hollywood, CA; where he passes time producing television shows and cohabitates with his wife and little white dog. He also really likes rap.